we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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