your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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