put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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