I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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