i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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