We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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