I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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