i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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