He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
im on a boat
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