mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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