Porn is love you can see.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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