There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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