I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Who put my cat in the fridge?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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