Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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