If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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