Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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