If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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