Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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