People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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