I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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