You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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