i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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