I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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