there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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