it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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