dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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