This girl is more easily done than said...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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