If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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