WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So apparently I’m into choking now
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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