A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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