it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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