so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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