Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize