I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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