My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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