When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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