WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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