Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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