I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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