Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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