my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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