Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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