I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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