Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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