Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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