I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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