love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
