batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i believe in u and ur pee
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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