Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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