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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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