I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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