So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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