You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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