yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Four minutes until I can fart!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
