She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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